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Men’s room mirror, Riviera Beach, Florida.

Heh. Though, technically, a woman (or man) exercising her/his free choice not to share intimacy with you is the reason you go home alone.

Acceptance: It’s what’s for dinner.

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The David Petraeus Scandal, Explained

Who knew what and when? Is there a connection to Libya? Why is Paula Broadwell getting straight-up slut-shamed? And what was up with that uncanny NYT advice column? We’ve got answers.

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More US states allow sex with animals than allow gay marriage.

AL, FL, KY, MA, NH, NJ, NM, NV, OH, TX, VT, WV, and WY have no direct prohibitions on the sexual assault of an animal.

CT, DC (not a state), IA, MA, NH, NY, and VT have legalized gay marriage.

Even after saying he personally supports gay marriage, President Obama still believes states should be allowed to vote to outlaw it.

How do we make contraception COOL? xoJane.com has some solid (and solidly Photoshopped) ideas.

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Making good charts is hard.

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Soldier Arrested After Breaking Into Adult Movie Store and Trying to Have Sex With Inflatable Girl

Your “Clearly, Straight Men Are the Real Military Problem” of the day:

An Army officer named Justin Dale Little Jim is facing burglary and destruction of property charges after he was found in the closet of a Manassas, Virginia, adult video store at 2:45 a.m., “attempting to have sexual relations with” a blowup doll.

More military madness in MJ’s roundup, “This Week in National Insecurity: Big Gay Edition.”

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"You wouldn’t be doing any of this if one of the objectives was not to increase the amount of pussy that was available to you. That is what you do. You don’t do it to be, ah, the most approval-rated governor of New York, for fuck’s sake."

— Christopher Hitchens’ take on Spitzergate suddenly seems relevant again. Thanks for that, Anthony Weiner.

Did the Florida Legislature accidentally ban sex in the state? →

Aw, shit.

See, this is why you maybe shouldn’t wait until 2011 to throw together a hasty anti-bestiality law and vote on it without reading the text first.

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Sex-Toy Maker Thanks SEALs for Killing Bin Laden

What better way to show gratitude to the military than with a free shipment of “Stealth” Fleshlights? Story’s SFW, more or less.

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"So there’s a deeper bond between men and women than St. Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there’s a better gift for that day than chocolates."

— Excerpt from a Valentine’s Day editorial in Surgery News by Dr. Lazar Greenfield, who was forced to resign as the journal’s editor-in-chief and head of the American College of Surgeons over the column. In it, he “touted the mood-enhancing effects of semen on women during unprotected sex, The New York Times reported… Many women in the medical field were angered by the editorial, saying it reflected a macho culture in surgery.”

“I HAVE SEX”

“Not to blow your minds or anything, but young people have sex. And quite a few of them are pissed about the proposed budget cuts to Planned Parenthood…”

MJ’s Anna Pulley explains why students at Wesleyan U. made the awesome video shown here. Full story. Pass it on, sex rabbits.

GOPers in one state get down to the really important business: Prosecuting minors for sexting. →

Because, really, this is MUCH more critical than 12 percent unemployment.

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No Valentine? Calling a 1-900 number? Meet the lovers on the other end of the line in “Phone Sex Operators: A Photoessay.”

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Artist R. Luke Dubois sifted through a bunch of different internet dating sites like Match.com and AdultFriendFinder to determine which states in the US were the kinkiest. Wyoming, we thought we knew you! Via animalnewyork.com