An Army officer named Justin Dale Little Jim is facing burglary and destruction of property charges after he was found in the closet of a Manassas, Virginia, adult video store at 2:45 a.m., “attempting to have sexual relations with” a blowup doll.
"You wouldn’t be doing any of this if one of the objectives was not to increase the amount of pussy that was available to you. That is what you do. You don’t do it to be, ah, the most approval-rated governor of New York, for fuck’s sake."
— Christopher Hitchens’ take on Spitzergate suddenly seems relevant again. Thanks for that, Anthony Weiner.
"So there’s a deeper bond between men and women than St. Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there’s a better gift for that day than chocolates."
— Excerpt from a Valentine’s Day editorial in Surgery News by Dr. Lazar Greenfield, who was forced to resign as the journal’s editor-in-chief and head of the American College of Surgeons over the column. In it, he “touted the mood-enhancing effects of semen on women during unprotected sex, The New York Times reported… Many women in the medical field were angered by the editorial, saying it reflected a macho culture in surgery.”
Artist R. Luke Dubois sifted through a bunch of different internet dating sites like Match.com and AdultFriendFinder to determine which states in the US were the kinkiest. Wyoming, we thought we knew you! Via animalnewyork.com