President Bush Reacts to Osama Bin Laden’s Death with Will Ferrell
Barack Obama sent Navy Seal Team 6 to take out Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad and made a statement confirming it on Sunday night. Former President George W. Bush finally responds to who and what has been terrorizing him for years.
EXHIBIT A: A letter to the eds in MoJo’s November/December issue.
Better Than LOLCats
I enjoy having MoJo as one of my primary news/opinion outlets and find the articles informing and thought-provoking. However! I am so tired of the unabashed cat loving going on. Please stop this madness. Dog people are more of your base—blue-collar, hard-working people—not effete snobs who own cats and live in loft apartments in the Village.
Mike Haselberger Jacksonville, Florida
EXHIBIT B: A response received October 20 via email.
Re: Mike Haselberger, “Better Than LOLCats”—I’d put my cat-loving working-class friends up against his “hard-working” doggie buddies any day. In my neck of the woods, dog lovers are insensitive redneck types who think nothing of tying their “best friends” out in the yard and turning a deaf ear to their pet’s vociferous objections.
PS. I live in a ground level duplex with a yard in which my cats can play. Sorry, I can’t afford the Village.
EXHIBIT C: A clear explication of our pro-cat biases, via hyperlinks.