View high resolution

actualfacebookgraphsearches:

“Married people who like Prostitutes … these people’s spouses”

Welp.

(via Julian Lennon)

facebook.com/us →

Yep, just you and your dear love and Mark Zuckerberg. Creepies.

View high resolution

Whoa. Facebook Stories voting app lets you watch Americans vote in real-time, with demographic breakdowns.

Also: Women, outnumbering men among active Facebook voters 2-to-1. Power!

uproxx:

Mark Zuckerberg And His Wife Photobomb Chinese Police Documentary

PWNED. This is what happens when a production assistant doesn’t double-check her Facebook privacy settings.

Detroit: Don’t Drive While Using Your Gadgets—Use Our Gadgets Instead!

Distracted driving caused 5,474 deaths in 2009—with 995 linked to cell phones. So why is Big Auto packing new models with blinky-screen “infotainmentsystems” that let you Facebook, Tweet, etc. while driving?

Top Ford exec: “The biggest turnoff to a twentysomething consumer is to put their life on hold when they sit in a car.” Can’t live with it, can’t live without it.

We can’t claim credit for this, but we share the sentiment.

View high resolution

Come ON, GOP. I mean, dude: Even MARK ZUCKERBERG gets it.

On a related note, maybe we’ve been too hard on Zucks in the past…

…Naaaah.

View high resolution

We agree. Click through if you love knowing “what direction the unfolded technology worship will point to.” Read it aloud to a work colleague, or someone you love.

"Your wealth was not an undeserved gift…You have no moral obligation to ‘give back,’ because you didn’t take anything in the first place."

— The Ayn Rand Center, trashing Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg for vowing to give half of his fortune to charity. Best press release ever! Having suffered through Rand’s purple prose before, we’re surprised the Center didn’t repeat the word “bromide” eight times.