According to Glass, the officer posed a number of questions: Did he plan to super-glue himself to President Obama? What would Glass do if he met the president? After the officer wrapped up his questions, Glass proceeded to his actual visa interview with consular officials. There, too, he was asked super-glue-related questions: What about Sarah Palin? Would he super-glue himself to her?
“I’m not some kind of super-glue addict,” Glass says.
Anyone can be a terrorist. Even two-time Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. That’s Rummy getting a nice rub-down from the folks at TSA at Chicago O’Hare. Rumsfeld was reportedly on his way to Betty Ford’s funeral.