March 23rd, 2011, BUFFALO, NY—Ian Murphy, the infamous editor of The BEAST who recently pwned Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, is proud to officially announce that he is the Green Party candidate in the NY-26 special congressional election.
“Blah. Why are we writing press releases? It’s already all over the Facebooks tubes and the Twitter machines,” said Murphy. “I think they get the point – go to MurphyCanHasCongress.com.”
"We can’t make a good-faith effort to negotiate when we don’t have any money."
— Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker’s explanation for why he wants to abolish collective bargaining for state employees. Where did all your state’s money go, Scott? Oh, that’s right: You hid it in some pet projects.