Can I pour beer in it?
No, only players can do that.
Do people ever try to sneak by you to pour beer in it?
They try. They don’t succeed.
How much beer can it hold?
The Stanley Cup can hold 14 cans of beer.
Wow, you knew that fact off the top of your head.
Well, it’s seen a lot of beer.
(Time via Corbin Hiar)