shakespearean-insults-deactivat: What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way! Thou art sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home! Thou art as loathsome as a toad. You mountain of mad flesh! You foul defacer of God's handiwork! Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great! Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence, that can yet do thee office? Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!
… Aaand that’s how you get us to follow your Tumblr. #WellPlayedSirs