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Why couldn’t it be before tax day?
Before I jaunt over to the kitchen to make myself some food, and presumably plan what kind of crazy fun leisure...
That’s weird, the billboards say March 21st in Oakland.
According to wecanknow.com, May 21st is when Christ retuns/the Rapture happens and the world ends on October 21st. (I...
Given that my 30th birthday is two days later, I have to think he’s coming to my party.
lol this is going to be hilarious
my god…
Re-reblogging for that awesome idea!!
Oh snap, that’s comin’ up.
it’s comin up ppl!
Save the date!
things to do today: -mow the lawn -eat some ham -ostracize gay son -witness return of Christ… i know it’s been said, but...
uh wut?
HELL YES! I’m going to do some crazy shit from now until May 20th. I only have to be a Christian for a little less than...
He was just screwing with you all those other times he was supposed to come around..
How did my filthy, filthy mind miss that?
BUT I CANT FACE EXACTLY 153 DAYS OF TRIAL AND TRIBULATION AND HAVE THE WORLD END THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY. FUCK. I’LL...
If you take out the “EC” it says “WANK NOW”
I guess I won’t be renewing my car insurance.
He’s coming back for my 30th birthday! What a guy.
Probz not.
Noted, and added to iCal.
oh crap, so much sooner than i expected.
