"The unhappy Scrooge McDucks of the world no longer have to rely on their butlers, congressmen, yacht bartenders, or car-elevator repair men to help them deal with the challenges of immense wealth. Big banks are now standing ready to help the super-rich cope, with psychological “wealth counseling” services galore."
— Annals of the 1 percent: MoJo intern Erika Eichelberger introduces us to two jobs we’d never heard of—”wealth psychologist” and “Senior Wealth Dynamics Coach.” We assume they pay well.
