mental_floss on tumblr: Wyngz Night →
From TIME: “The USDA’s Food and Safety Inspection Service allows the use of the term ‘wyngz’ to denote a product that is in ‘the shape of a wing or a bite-sized appetizer type product’ but that contains no wing meat but only under certain conditions. These conditions include the…
Part of us is all, “What the FUDGE.” And another part of us is all, “If you spend your scratch on ‘WYNGZ,’ you maybe deserve whatever dysentery-stricken irradiated white-meat chicken-butt leavings that end up ground into your frozen ready-made.”

