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  • December 14, 2013 3:54 pm

    SantaCon

    richardlawson:

    It snowed the day the Santas came

    To maraud across our town.

    We’d hoped the snow would make them tame

    Alas it did not calm them down. 

    And so with belch and roar and rumble

    They staggered o’er our lands 

    Girls in heels that made them stumble

    Boys with beers in hands. 

    They hooted hollered yelled and screamed

    For they knew their numbers vast.

    They partied harder than they’d ever dreamed

    All ripshit wasted to the last.

    They clustered outside Irish bars

    Familiar havens all 

    They ran reckless out in front of cars

    And would often trip and fall. 

    What soiled Santa suits we saw 

    When they invaded us that day. 

    Matted beard and tinseled bra 

    Calling strangers gay. 

    Twas futile really to run or hide

    For they could not be escaped. 

    We’ll never know how many died 

    Or if anyone was raped. 

    Years from now when we’re all gone 

    We hope they’ll tell of us. 

    The wretched souls who saw the dawn

    of the Santa party bus. 

    I venture out now into the white

    To see what horrors rage 

    If what befalls me I think might 

    T’will be my final Tumblr page.

    Adieu adieu remember me

    I wish you better luck.

    I know not how this came to be

    Honestly, what the fuck. 

  • December 13, 2013 12:13 pm
    Letters to Newtown, one year later:

What will happen to the half million cards, letters, and children’s drawings that poured in to Newtown after the massacre?
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    Letters to Newtown, one year later:

    What will happen to the half million cards, letters, and children’s drawings that poured in to Newtown after the massacre?

  • December 13, 2013 9:36 am

    Kitchen nightmares: 8 terrifying new facts about restaurant food

  • December 11, 2013 12:37 pm
  • December 11, 2013 10:14 am
    How a pro-gun group has been bullying small towns since Sandy Hook 
Since Newtown, a pro-gun group has bullied local governments into repealing firearms ordinances.

    How a pro-gun group has been bullying small towns since Sandy Hook 

    Since Newtown, a pro-gun group has bullied local governments into repealing firearms ordinances.

  • December 10, 2013 12:06 pm
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  • December 9, 2013 9:09 am

    7 simple tips for guilt-free holiday shopping

  • December 8, 2013 8:16 pm

    "

    I am deeply saddened and shocked over the current legislation that is now in place against the LGBT community here in Russia. In my opinion, it is inhumane and it is isolating. Some people have demanded that because of this legislation, I must not come here to Russia. But many, many more people asked me to come and I listened to them. I love coming here.

    I want to show them and the world that I care and that I don’t believe in isolating people. Music is a very powerful thing. It brings people together irrespective of their age, their race, their sexuality, or their religion. It does not discriminate. Look around you tonight. You see men, women, young and old, gay and straight. Thousands of happy Russian people enjoying the music. We’re all here together in harmony, and harmony is what makes a happy family and a strong society.

    "

    This video of Elton John denouncing Russia’s anti-gay laws in Moscow will make you stand up and cheer.

  • December 6, 2013 11:03 am
  • December 5, 2013 6:00 pm

    STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT ON THE DEATH OF NELSON MANDELA

    THE PRESIDENT: At his trial in 1964, Nelson Mandela closed his statement from the dock saying, “I have fought against white domination, and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free society in which all persons live together in harmony and with equal opportunities. It is an ideal which I hope to live for and to achieve. But if needs be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.”

    And Nelson Mandela lived for that ideal, and he made it real. He achieved more than could be expected of any man. Today, he has gone home. And we have lost one of the most influential, courageous, and profoundly good human beings that any of us will share time with on this Earth. He no longer belongs to us — he belongs to the ages.

    Through his fierce dignity and unbending will to sacrifice his own freedom for the freedom of others, Madiba transformed South Africa — and moved all of us. His journey from a prisoner to a President embodied the promise that human beings — and countries — can change for the better. His commitment to transfer power and reconcile with those who jailed him set an example that all humanity should aspire to, whether in the lives of nations or our own personal lives. And the fact that he did it all with grace and good humor, and an ability to acknowledge his own imperfections, only makes the man that much more remarkable. As he once said, “I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.”

    I am one of the countless millions who drew inspiration from Nelson Mandela’s life. My very first political action, the first thing I ever did that involved an issue or a policy or politics, was a protest against apartheid. I studied his words and his writings. The day that he was released from prison gave me a sense of what human beings can do when they’re guided by their hopes and not by their fears. And like so many around the globe, I cannot fully imagine my own life without the example that Nelson Mandela set, and so long as I live I will do what I can to learn from him.

    To Graça Machel and his family, Michelle and I extend our deepest sympathy and gratitude for sharing this extraordinary man with us. His life’s work meant long days away from those who loved him the most. And I only hope that the time spent with him these last few weeks brought peace and comfort to his family.

    To the people of South Africa, we draw strength from the example of renewal, and reconciliation, and resilience that you made real. A free South Africa at peace with itself — that’s an example to the world, and that’s Madiba’s legacy to the nation he loved.

    We will not likely see the likes of Nelson Mandela again. So it falls to us as best we can to forward the example that he set: to make decisions guided not by hate, but by love; to never discount the difference that one person can make; to strive for a future that is worthy of his sacrifice.

    For now, let us pause and give thanks for the fact that Nelson Mandela lived — a man who took history in his hands, and bent the arc of the moral universe toward justice. May God Bless his memory and keep him in peace.

  • December 3, 2013 9:45 am
    Amazon claims that by 2015, it “will be ready” to unleash delivery drones in US skies—but America probably won’t be. (Not to mention, all it could take is an effective drone-destroyer—laser weapon? laser pointer?—for a bandit to be watching your movies, wearing your slippers, and making smoothies in your blender.) View high resolution

    Amazon claims that by 2015, it “will be ready” to unleash delivery drones in US skies—but America probably won’t be. (Not to mention, all it could take is an effective drone-destroyer—laser weapon? laser pointer?—for a bandit to be watching your movies, wearing your slippers, and making smoothies in your blender.)

  • December 2, 2013 4:30 pm

    October 15, 1982 - White House Press Briefing

    Q: Larry, does the President have any reaction to the announcement—the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, that AIDS is now an epidemic and have over 600 cases?
    MR. SPEAKES: What’s AIDS?
    Q: Over a third of them have died. It’s known as “gay plague.” (Laughter.) No, it is. I mean it’s a pretty serious thing that one in every three people that get this have died. And I wondered if the President is aware of it?
    MR. SPEAKES: I don’t have it. Do you? (Laughter.)
    Q: No, I don’t.
    MR. SPEAKES: You didn’t answer my question.
    Q: Well, I just wondered, does the President—
    MR. SPEAKES: How do you know? (Laughter.)
    Q: In other words, the White House looks on this as a great joke?
    MR. SPEAKES: No, I don’t know anything about it, Lester.
    Q: Does the President, does anybody in the White House know about this epidemic, Larry?
    MR. SPEAKES: I don’t think so. I don’t think there’s been any—
    Q: Nobody knows?
    MR. SPEAKES: There has been no personal experience here, Lester.
    Q: No, I mean, I thought you were keeping—
    MR. SPEAKES: I checked thoroughly with Dr. Ruge this morning and he’s had no—(laughter)—no patients suffering from AIDS or whatever it is.
    Q: The President doesn’t have gay plague, is that what you’re saying or what?
    MR. SPEAKES: No, I didn’t say that.
    Q: Didn’t say that?
    MR. SPEAKES: I thought I heard you on the State Department over there. Why didn’t you stay there? (Laughter.)
    Q: Because I love you, Larry, that’s why. (Laughter.)
    MR. SPEAKES: Oh, I see. Just don’t put it in those terms, Lester. (Laughter.)
    Q: Oh, I retract that.
    MR. SPEAKES: I hope so.
    Q: It’s too late.

    Wow. Just wow. 

    (Source: sexartandpolitics)

  • December 1, 2013 1:57 pm
  • November 30, 2013 3:23 pm

    wolverxne:

    You’ve been snapped!! by: Dana Allen - False Bay, Cape Town, South Africa

    These stunning pictures captures the moment a great white shark leaps out of the water clutching a seal in its mouth.The amazing picture of the great white was taken by Dana Allen, 50, in False Bay, off Cape Town in South Africa. The photographer captured the shark in mid-air hovering above the water with a ‘fake’ seal in its mouth. Mr Allen’s team spent three days trying to set up the amazing shots by using a rubber ‘decoy’ seal to tempt the sharks out. by: Leon Watson